But the only thing the cops misspelled was " masterbate ," and CBS decided not to broadcast the final five reruns of his Emmy award-winning Saturday-morning show. Paul is my only source for podcast recommendations and all he gives me is podcasts about monkeys who masterbate to playgirl magazine. I guess people like the troll still think you will go blind if you masterbate. They make up really ignorant excuses like feeding starving children really makes them dependent but the truth is they just love to masterbate at the very thought of children starving.

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masturbate
Top definition. Masterbation unknown. I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation.
Top definition. Masturbation unknown. When a man or woman touches themselves on their fun parts to create an amazing sensation similar to sex. If masturbation were in the olympics , I'd win the gold medal. Masturbation: A practice of exorcism used to expel the inner demons which torments a man or woman.